Dong Wong ❤

A language specifically for dong addicts!

Typically these words should be ALL-CAPS when used in DONGCHAT. DONGWONG relies on compound word combinations mainly for effect. Easily chanted. Work in progress.

Goon Tunes

• BONG - bro / brother / batemate / buddy / bud
• DONGBLISS - happy dong feelings
• DONGCASE - upper case
• DONGDROOL - precum
• DONGJUICE - drinking alcohol
• DONGSMOKE - smoking weed
• DONGUAGE - dong language
• DONGULATE - ejaculate
• EPONG - would be epic / will be be epic / is epic
• FONG - fight / battle
• FUKYONG - fuck yeah
• GONG - grease / apply lube to
• GRONG - greasy dong / lubed dong
• GRONGFOC - dong focused (usually relating to porn)
• GRONGMONG - what are you stroking to?
• GRONGTARDED - greasy dong retarded
• HOLDONG - hold back your ejaculate
• HONG - hard / stiff / throbbing dong
• MUSHONG - hot and sexy mushroom donghead
• NONG - no / nope
• PLONG - please
• PONG - popper
• RONG - ring / cock ring
• SHOYONG - show your dong
• SONG - stroke / fap / make your dong feel good
• SUKDONG - suck dong
• TONG - throbbing
• TYONG - thank you
• WONG - word / speak
• YONG - yes / yeah
• YWONG - you’re welcome