Update: Updates to this page are a work-in-progress at the moment.
Simply put, Gooning is the process of edging (bringing oneself to the edge of orgasm repeatedly) until one becomes tranced by their own cock. It is a meditative state that typically presents as lack of inhibitions and a highly sexualized mind-state.
This lack of inhibition can typically lead to ideas and fantasies that would not normally be desirable to the gooner. Some typical symptoms are as follows:
Obviously this is not an all-inclusive list but an introduction. You can find more information from masturbatorsanctum’s introductory post on the topic and find other gooner blogs in the Goon Stable.
No, gooning has been around for a long time. UrbanDictionary has a definition from 2005. I only started bi-caps in early 2013, so I only really helped to popularize it.
Clubgoon is a place for gooners to hang out and chat. We exchange pictures, videos, captions and encourage each other to keep edging. Inspired by a StrokeZombie caption and created by bi-caps on the Dalnet IRC Network.
#clubgoon exists on the Dalnet IRC network, any IRC client should have DALnet in their connection list. IRCCloud is what I use, you can find the link below, it requires an account but you don’t need to pay for it unless you want their advanced features.
BabeCock is the combination of a Babe pic and a Cock pic. The idea is that as you stroke and your bisexual tendancies start to make you look at the cock rather than the babe.
Yes, I made the original BabeCock Maker along with the BabeCock Tumblr in early December 2014.
Probably not. Longer answer, maybe if you send me pictures you like and I like them too. Getting a custom caption from me is an exception rather than the rule, so if you get one from me, don’t think you’re going to get me to caption a picture every time you post one to me.
The easiest way to get captions made is to post awesome pictures when I’m posting previews in clubgoon, previews mean that I’m actively captioning good stuff I see in the room.
Probably not, I get this request a lot, most of the time if I’m in #clubgoon I’m also working on other stuff so I’m gonna be busy.
Only with permission, meaning you send me a nude picture of her holding up a sign that says “Please Caption Me, Bi-Caps.” That’s the only case where I’ll make a caption and post it on bi-caps of someone you know.
Goonbot is basically a stripped down copy of GitHub’s Hubot with a Tumblr plugin that I wrote for the purpose. There are other plugins that perform various other things that the bot does, but the bulk of the functionality is the tumblr.coffee file.
Each keyword has been manually programmed with several blogs dedicated to that specific type of content. Whenever a keyword me command is heard it randomly queries one of those blogs at a random offset of their posts, taking the first image post it sees and randomly selecting an image from it.
On request I can get you a copy of the tumblr.coffee file, but it requires knowledge of Coffeescript, Hubot and setting up an application through Tumblr’s API. Unless you know how to do these things, it won’t do you much good.
That’s not really a question, but I promise I do all my own captions and coding work. I’ve developed several tools that I use to make my captioning and projects faster to develop and push live. One of them was this site.